It seems that Hillary Clinton has been in a very good mood, even having some of her own jokes aimed at Barrack Obama. Hillary challenged Obama to a Bowling contest. If this were to come true, it will be a sight to see. I can already see it. The argument over the dimension of the bowling ball to be use, the dimension of the pins, what kind of shoes to use, who goes first.
Hillary might even try to count the pins that she did not knock over. Okay, enough at my attempt to be funny. A co-worker send me this funny joke.
Enjoy it.
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides
The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."
The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
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